# Crazy conditionals

It’s well known that the material implication → of propositional logic does not do a perfect job of capturing what we mean when we make “if… then…” statements in English. The usual examples of failure rest on the fact that any material conditional with a false antecedent is vacuously true (so “if 2 is odd then 2 is even” turns out to be true). But over time, philosophers have come up with a whole lot of different ways in which → can catch us by surprise.

Here’s a list of some such cases. In each case, I will present an argument using if…then… statements that is clearly invalid, but which is actually valid in propositional logic if the if…then… statements are translated as the material conditional!

## 1. Harper

If I put sugar into my coffee, it will taste fine.
Therefore, if I put sugar and motor oil into my coffee, it will taste fine.

S → F
(S ∧ M) → F

## 2. Distributivity

If I pull both switch A and switch B, the engine will start.
Therefore, either the engine will start if I pull switch A or the engine will start if I pull switch B.

(A ∧ B) → S
(A → S) ∨ (B → S)

## 3. Transitivity

If Biden dies before the election, Trump will win.
If Trump wins the election, Biden will retire to his home.
Therefore, if Biden dies before the election, Biden will retire to his home.

B → T
T → R
B → R

## 4. Principle of Explosion

Either zombies will rise from the ground if I bury a chicken head in my backyard, or zombies will rise from the ground if I don’t bury a chicken head in my backyard.

(B → D) ∨ (¬B → D) is a tautology

C → ¬P
P → ¬C

## 6. Simplification

If John is in London then he’s in England, and if he’s in Paris then he’s in France.
Therefore, either (1) if John’s in London he’s in France or (2) if John’s in Paris then he’s in England.

(L → E) ∧ (P → F)
(L → F) ∨ (P → E)

## 7. False Antecedent

It’s not the case that if God exists then human life is a product of random chance.
Therefore, God exists.

¬(G → C)
G

## 8. True Consequent

If I will have eternal life if I believe in God, then God must exist.
I do not believe in God.
Therefore, God exists.

(B → E) → G
~B
G

You can check for yourself that each of these is logically valid! Can you figure out what’s going wrong in each case?